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Terrible jokes thread

Post your jokes in here, no matter how terrible they are...... I'll start with.... Elizabeth Fritzl attended court having had a full cooked breakfast, though someone should've told her she still had daddies sauce round her mouth. I'll get

Racist jokes (warning: offensive thread)

Dont wory,every body gets cut. Black People: Why are Black Elementary students usaully the tallest? a. Cause their teenagers Why did the Black guy want to bypass filling out the job application and go straight to the interview? a. Cause he

The Jokes Thread

Alright, post your funny written jokes, funny vids, pictures etc. Well here's mine, this actually happened about an hour ago. So im at this food place buying some lunch and as I'm going to pay I go to the cashier who is the really big white woman, very

Ska Jokes!

Anyone have any good ska jokes then? I can find one. Just one! How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Four. One to drop it, Three to PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

Jokes...

Having a bad week. Tell me a joke and make me laugh.

Typical Newari Dish.

चटामरी चाहिने सामाग्री: · चामालको पिठो · पानी · फिटेको अण्डा · नुन (स्वाद अनुसार) बनाउने बिधि: · पिठोलाई चाहिने अनुसार पानी हालेर मुछ्ने। · एउटा भाँडामा अण्डा फिट्ने। ·

A couple of Pub Jokes

I'm just a social drinker, every time someone says, "I'll have a drink." I say, "Social I." ææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææ Mary was asleep in bed when her husband, Patrick, crashed through the front door at 3

Sarrio's Time for Jokes XP

These aren't jokes! Just vids that are worth watching!!!! VERY FUNNY, if one doesn't make you LOL your fucking guts out, the next one will. XD CHINESE PRANK CALL--------------------------------------------------- WALMART PRANK

Insane Asylum Jokes

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what is the criterion which defines a patient to be institutionalised. "Well" said the Director "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to

Java Jokes Collection

A group of 4 Microsoft .NET programmers and a group of 4 Java programmers are going on a train to an expo. The MS programmers buy a ticket each, and then watch the Java programmers proceed to buy one ticket between them. The MS programmers are intrigued

Jokes Calm China (JCC) appeared on MJHD again

I wish he can appear here and give us some clues that we can listen. I remember that he said a lot of things that no one believed and all of them were close to the truth. This is the transcript of his last message to us....credit goes to MJHD.

Jokes...

Having a bad week. Tell me a joke and make me laugh.

more mundane wookie facts

i've never been to spain or australia i've ridden on a baby elephant i broke my arm, by running over myself with my sledge and i have a fear of going ice skating, falling over and some skating by and slicing my fingers off