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Funney Jokes

Jokes which gives you a fun is called a funny jokes and which jokes makes you laugh is also called funny jokes. I like funny jokes very much. funny jokes are really nice to hear and to time pass. Do you like to hear funny jokes or not? If you like to hear

Terrible jokes thread

Post your jokes in here, no matter how terrible they are...... I'll start with.... Elizabeth Fritzl attended court having had a full cooked breakfast, though someone should've told her she still had daddies sauce round her mouth. I'll get

Racist jokes (warning: offensive thread)

Dont wory,every body gets cut. Black People: Why are Black Elementary students usaully the tallest? a. Cause their teenagers Why did the Black guy want to bypass filling out the job application and go straight to the interview? a. Cause he

The Jokes Thread

Alright, post your funny written jokes, funny vids, pictures etc. Well here's mine, this actually happened about an hour ago. So im at this food place buying some lunch and as I'm going to pay I go to the cashier who is the really big white woman, very

Ska Jokes!

Anyone have any good ska jokes then? I can find one. Just one! How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Four. One to drop it, Three to PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

A couple of Pub Jokes

I'm just a social drinker, every time someone says, "I'll have a drink." I say, "Social I." ææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææ Mary was asleep in bed when her husband, Patrick, crashed through the front door at 3

Sarrio's Time for Jokes XP

These aren't jokes! Just vids that are worth watching!!!! VERY FUNNY, if one doesn't make you LOL your fucking guts out, the next one will. XD CHINESE PRANK CALL--------------------------------------------------- WALMART PRANK

Insane Asylum Jokes

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what is the criterion which defines a patient to be institutionalised. "Well" said the Director "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to

Java Jokes Collection

A group of 4 Microsoft .NET programmers and a group of 4 Java programmers are going on a train to an expo. The MS programmers buy a ticket each, and then watch the Java programmers proceed to buy one ticket between them. The MS programmers are intrigued

Easter eggs and April Fools' Day jokes

Google has a tradition of creating April Fools' Day jokes. For example, Google MentalPlex allegedly featured the use of mental power to search the web. In 2007, Google announced a free Internet service called TiSP, or Toilet Internet Service Provider,

TOKIOHOTEL JOKE CORNER=P

Whatever you've got to say splash it here cause this is the HUMOR CORNER:P Any Joke Concerning TH can be Written here. here are some such as: _Why did Tom cross the road? Answer:To go to the playboy mansion. _Why did bill change to Fohawk? Answer:Caus

Jokes Calm China (JCC) appeared on MJHD again

I wish he can appear here and give us some clues that we can listen. I remember that he said a lot of things that no one believed and all of them were close to the truth. This is the transcript of his last message to us....credit goes to MJHD.

Joke Calms China - POSTED HERE! On OUR FORUM!

Hey everyone, Our beloved JCC registered on OUR FORUM and left his first clue! He posted in the thread about him appearing on the MJHD forum. I am very excited about this. OLD FOOL BACK ON EARTH