What's everyone's opinion about this? My WHOLE life I was told 'don't sleep with your door locked because if there's a fire, you'll be trapped in there'. Really? How? If there's a fire and the door's locked, I just have to pull the latch up and the door

so earlier today someone called my house and like fucking always my grandma picks up the phone even though she cant speak english. So after realizing that she is speaking to an Englisht NOT spanish speaker she calls me to see who is on the phone. So i

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