My short story/joke

my short story, or is it a joke?

On day a dad and his son are home. The mom is awqy on a busniess trip, and the dad is watchin p*rn. The son walks over and ask daddy what are they doing? The dad replis oh ahh they are making a cake son! And the son says oh ok that makes since dad i see

SAD SHORT STORY I WROTE IN CREATIVE WRITING

Unraveled Threads They say friends are forever, but they also say they come and go... Which one is it? Or is it both? She came into my life and later just...disappeared. To a place no one dared to follow. Was I to blame? I can still hear the

Long-Short Eighth Note Rhythm

Hello everybody. I'm learning a song that contains groups of eighth notes. The sheet tells me that the eighth notes can be played in a long-short pattern. Isn't this like a dotted eighth note with a sixteenth note? What's the point of writing them as two

The Joke Thread

I'll start the sillyness off! Banana says to the vibrator.."dont know what your shaking for, its me shes gonna eat"! Matty..

Joke 'em if they can't take a fu

Have a joke you'd like to share? Two nuns go riding bicycles around the Vatican. One nun says to the other, "Funny, I've never come this way before." The second nun goes, "Yeah, I know... it's the

[STORY] THE MONKEY'S PAW (CLASSIC SHORT HORROR STORY)

A Classic Short Horror story written by William Wymark Jacobs (1863-1943) at the turn of the century. Often quoted as being one of the best short horror stories ever. WITHOUT, the night was cold and wet, but in the small parlor of Lakesnam Villa the

Author: Vallerio Massimo Manfredi

The first books by this author that I have read are the Alexander trilogy (I'm a sucker for Alexander the Great. I read almost any historical fiction with him as a hero). The books were surprisingly good. they weren't as emotional as Mary Renault's

The Night Nurse

Here's a short story I wrote for the WW on the subject of Il Divo and the swine flu. It's got a twist, like most of my stories. Enjoy, Liz The Night Nurse Night blanketed the hospital. Originally built to house the injured of World War I, a

Denko short drama

Denko is a 1993 short drama film directed by Guinean film maker Mohamed Camara. The story involves incest between a mother and son. The film won the Grand Prix at the Clermont-Ferrand International Short Film Festival, the award for Best Short film at the

Toy Story vs Finding Nemo - Animated - 1st Round

Toy Story vs Finding Nemo Voting ends Thursday 7:30pm, guests can vote.

The story of Vampires

I sat in the back row of a movie theater watching a show called The other Boleyn girl. It very untrue oh how I wish that was what happened it dipicted me as a happy go lucky person in love with Charles and lived happily ever after.. I laughed harshly How

Blackwood Finishing School for Paranormal Creatures and Gifted Humans 2

The setting is a boarding school that's for gifted humans (meaning they have powers like visions and whatnot) and paranormal creatures like werewolves, vampires, witches, etc. Students/ young staff falling. Here's the catch, Most relationships have to be

Forum Game - Neverending Story

How to play You post one word at a time, this word must correspond to the last word posted. The idea is to make a story one word at a time, so that anything can happen. This is great fun if you get it