MOVED: Jokes sort of

My practice routine.. sort of,

Hi, I'm a piano nub, and I used to play piano when I was 6 years old, up to 8 years old.. then I convinced my mom to stop torturing me lol. 8 years later, I told her I want to learn again, and now I'm starting to learn again.. So basically, I know about

Funney Jokes

Jokes which gives you a fun is called a funny jokes and which jokes makes you laugh is also called funny jokes. I like funny jokes very much. funny jokes are really nice to hear and to time pass. Do you like to hear funny jokes or not? If you like to hear

Terrible jokes thread

Post your jokes in here, no matter how terrible they are...... I'll start with.... Elizabeth Fritzl attended court having had a full cooked breakfast, though someone should've told her she still had daddies sauce round her mouth. I'll get

Racist jokes (warning: offensive thread)

Dont wory,every body gets cut. Black People: Why are Black Elementary students usaully the tallest? a. Cause their teenagers Why did the Black guy want to bypass filling out the job application and go straight to the interview? a. Cause he

The Jokes Thread

Alright, post your funny written jokes, funny vids, pictures etc. Well here's mine, this actually happened about an hour ago. So im at this food place buying some lunch and as I'm going to pay I go to the cashier who is the really big white woman, very

She Moved through the Fair

My young love said to me, "My mother won't mind And my father won't slight you for your lack of kine" And she stepped away from me and this she did say: “It will not be long, love, till our wedding day" As she stepped away from me and

A couple of Pub Jokes

I'm just a social drinker, every time someone says, "I'll have a drink." I say, "Social I." ææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææ Mary was asleep in bed when her husband, Patrick, crashed through the front door at 3

Sarrio's Time for Jokes XP

These aren't jokes! Just vids that are worth watching!!!! VERY FUNNY, if one doesn't make you LOL your fucking guts out, the next one will. XD CHINESE PRANK CALL--------------------------------------------------- WALMART PRANK

Insane Asylum Jokes

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what is the criterion which defines a patient to be institutionalised. "Well" said the Director "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to

Java Jokes Collection

A group of 4 Microsoft .NET programmers and a group of 4 Java programmers are going on a train to an expo. The MS programmers buy a ticket each, and then watch the Java programmers proceed to buy one ticket between them. The MS programmers are intrigued

Jokes Calm China (JCC) appeared on MJHD again

I wish he can appear here and give us some clues that we can listen. I remember that he said a lot of things that no one believed and all of them were close to the truth. This is the transcript of his last message to us....credit goes to MJHD.

Jokes...

Having a bad week. Tell me a joke and make me laugh.

Live In Delamere Forest - Moved from Announcements

Elbow will play a very special gig in the unique surroundings of Delamere Forest near Linmere in Cheshire on Saturday 14th June. This extra special show will give fans the chance to enjoy an Elbow live show in one of Britain's most picturesque location