Call me shallow, but I am really upset because I just
discovered 2 gray hairs! Why oh why did I get the urge to part my hair down the middle tonight?

Raisins
Do you like raisins

'Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels'
Does anybody actually agree with this statement? My mother used to tell me that when she was on my back to lose weight, she's not even 100 pounds and was never fat in her life except when she was pregnant, and I'm twice her size, so it's easy for her